The Justin Bieber roast was funny as hell and I’ve got to say I thought it was definitely worth watching.
Here’s some of the highlights:
1) “Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right.” – Snoop Dogg
2) “A feud with One Direction? That’s like a fight between don’t-care and who-gives-a-sh*t.” – Ludacris
3) “Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a moustache before you?” – Jeff Ross
4) “You have it all, except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy.” – Chris D’Elia
5) “Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house — not gangsta.” – Kevin Hart
6) “Selena Gomez had sex with [you]… proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” – Jeff Ross
7) “You act so much like a pussy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.” – Ludacris
8) “Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower.” – Martha Stewart
9) “Justin has the voice of an angel… and the driving skills of Stevie Wonder.” – Kevin Hart
10) “Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters.” – Ludacris
11) “I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather.” – Will Ferrell (as Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy)
12) “You are the King Joffrey of Pop.” – Jeff Ross